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update on the state of the blue planet....
SUMMER 2032… Emperor Trumpoleon has just refurbished the Trump reflecting pool with a giant sheet of blue polycarbonate, as the heat being so intense, the water was evaporating within a day and the air was so steamy above it, it was hiding his Lincoln-Donald monument. To him, the polycarbonate was a small price to pay by the taxpayers to maintain the profitable consumption of oil. There was no link between these vapors of intense warming and the extraction of fossil fuels. The sun was the culprit. He knew. Steve Koonin had told him with evidence in hand that the scientific consensus on climate change has been exaggerated. As well, Bjorn Lomborg was still presenting his data-driven views daily on all media platforms, of how exaggerated fears around climate change could have led us to make decisions that were bad for our quality of life and for our glorious fossil economies. Oil was the cornerstone of energy. Burn, dig, baby, drink, until we invent better thingies by 2067 that could cook the planet with less damage... Dancing with his favourite naked robodoll called Josephine for historical accuracy, like a bear in Louis-the-fourteenth garb inside the nearly finished White House Ballroom, Trumpoleon was philosophizing about Europe, now in its five straight years of fires and drought. He did not really philosophize… It was the Europeans’ fault for still having trees to burn and a few rivers left to dry up. He also reminisced for a short moment about the revolution of 2027, which fizzled when the democrats/progressive demanded the abolition of government and for everything to be free. Free-trade isn't free, the idiots. What they wanted was anarchy. The Police and the Army soon rounded the 17 belligerents in front of the palace-to-be. Some may have been killed, the others are in prison. The Congress building was now the Emperor’s palace. The White House had become the private home of the Emperor’s artificial/real lover[s]. The ballroom, still missing a few specs of gold, was Trumpoleon’s private bedroom/brothel. The centre of the world, the Pentagon, had a 300 foot gold plated statue of Trumpoleon at its own centre. The secretary of War, Barron Trump, was seldomly kept informed with what new ficticious wars the generals concocted daily in the deep bunker below the effigy. Not many countries left to squeeze mind you… General Musk was still trying to conquer planet Mars, but his rocket-ships kept exploding on take-offs. His AI centres believed the Martians were indulging in sabotage. In Russia, Vladimir Putin was having another interminable press conference about the fantastic state of the Federation. The North East Arctic Passage, now free of ice in summer and open for business, and oil and gas sales had brought so many Rubbles, Yuans and gold, that the coffers were spilling over and were to be shared between the people and the state. Putin’s approval ratings were now at about 97.5 per cent — similar to the consensus of Climate Change scientists before they got "suicided". The war in Ukraine was nearly over. Zelensky was still negotiating more rubber bands for his new slingshots from France [which refused politely due to rotten straws filling the treasury instead of cash], from Germany and the UK. The coalition of the willing was still humming with weakening Russophobia, but the economies of the EU were so bad, Even China did not trust they could pay for anything they’d buy… Meanwhile, four and a half million Ukrainian soldiers dead was a small price to pay to allow the comedian/President a last rendition of chopsticks with his dick on a piano in Kiev. In Washingtonia, the heat was a pleasant 124 Fahrenheit in the shade. The Covid-29 pandemic had killed a few more old people than the 19-one, despite the strict regulations and the m-placebo vaccinations. The origins of this disease was uncontested. It came from a lab in Saudi Arabia where there was no “wet markets” to blame. The American journalist who had been given the official scoop and exposed the lab leak had been cut up in small bits and shifted in diplomatic suitcases to Arlington, USA. The Empire though had shrunk somewhat. The expeditionary corp against China had fizzled in the Australian desert training camps where the Marines had mangled with the desert red-bellied black snakes and a few unhappy big red kangaroos. No-one wins against a big red. The lonely AUKUS submarine that never arrived to the Aussie shores had sunk in shame near Tonga — which was already under water. Sea level had risen sharply in the last couple of years. New York Metro was now used as a fresh water reservoir, while levies had been built around Manhattan, like they used to around New Orleans, now to be seen as an underwater aquarium... Global warming was not as catastrophic as predicted, contrarily to what the now silenced/muzzled/suicided scientists from the defunct United nations — disbanded and replaced with the Trumpoleon Board of Peace — had warned about. The year twenty-thirty-two [2032] was about to change this picture of a warm lovely paradisiac Empire, into hell. Gus leonisky — seer….
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In his ARC 2026 keynote, Bjorn Lomborg presented a data-driven view of how exaggerated fears around climate change have led us to make decisions that are bad for our quality of life and for our economies. He urges a return to an emphasis on energy abundance and affordability, in order to drive the growth and innovation that will ultimately allow us to tackle climate change through new technologies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgk7oB_1gjc
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For more than four years, Steve Koonin's book 'Unsettled' has been cited by politicians, commentators and climate sceptics as evidence that the scientific consensus on climate change has been exaggerated. Koonin recently gave a 15 minute summary lecture of his views at the UK 'Alliance for Responsible Citizenship'. But are his arguments a fair interpretation of the evidence, or is he simply relying on carefully selected facts, cherry-picked statistics and misleading comparisons?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu1Qke38AdI
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PLEASE VISIT: YOURDEMOCRACY.NET RECORDS HISTORY AS IT SHOULD BE — NOT AS THE WESTERN MEDIA WRONGLY REPORTS IT — SINCE 2005. Gus Leonisky POLITICAL CARTOONIST SINCE 1951. RABID ATHEIST. WELCOME TO THIS INSANE WORLD….
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