Wednesday 25th of December 2024

an open letter to the american republicans

cruz

You're a bunch of wackoes... No-no, my apologies I mean a bunch of whimps... Your latest failed stint against Obamacare and your obvious lack of organized leadership show you are loosing ground. No-one knows who's leading your Grand Old Party. Is it Boehner, Cruz, Rush Limbaugh or the Tea Party chief fantasist Sarah Palin?

Make up your mind... Actually, you don't have to... I have a proposal for you that should help you instantly. It is clear that your leadership is a bit brain dead but not demented enough. I have the perfect solution to envigorate your old GOP. 
Why don't you make an offer, preferably substantial (see end of letter), and we sell you the bargain of the century: Tony Abbott!
No?
Not interested? Hey, with him as the head shit-kicker, as the unthinking man, as superprick, a proficient liar, extreme porkyist and giganormous apologist with catholic redemption to boot, this idiot is a great front-MAN (with a front bulging budgie smuggler pack that attracts the sheilas like bees to honey).  Tony is actually better and further to the right than George W Bush junior. You think that's impossible? Try again... Like junior, Tony has the ability to be populist while talking crap, but much better than that. Excellent hey?
Still not interested?...
Look, in the package we've also thrown in Mr Murdoch... Ah, what? You already have him?... Yes sure, but the KEY is the combination of Tony Abbott and Uncle Rupe. That's the killer... You will NEVER EVER find a better combo to lead your soggy troops to victory. 
Look, we'll give you a three months trial with NO return, please. Thrown him in the bins with the other wackos if he does not work out and we'll refund 50 per cent of the outlay. But Uncle Gus enterprises Inc. can assure you a five year verbal warranty that Tony is more than excellent. He's the top of the heap at selling crap. 
So what do you say?...
Gus' bank account details are as follows: $12 million dollar in a brown paper bag sent to the headquarters of this site should seal the deal. Bugger, I don't know were we live... Send the money to the Climate Council instead... I can deal with that.
Yours truly

Gus Leonisky

 

shooting dickies...

When Senator Ted Cruz went pheasant hunting with Representative Steve King in Iowa on Saturday, he took a break to discuss the infamous 2006 incident in which former Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot his friend during a quail hunt in Texas, NBC News reports.

“Look, it happens,” Cruz said.

King added, “Doesn’t bother me a bit. The way I understood it, he was standing in the wrong place.” Later he joked of Cruz’s unpopularity post-government shutdown: “There are a lot of people who would like to shoot me and you, I’ve noticed. That would be a fundraiser to end them all, wouldn’t it?”



Read more: http://swampland.time.com/2013/10/26/ted-cruz-on-cheney-hunting-incident-look-it-happens/#ixzz2ixzpQ6hD

murdoching australian politics...

 

ANOTHER SECRETLY RECORDED STAFF MEETING at News UK has revealed that Rupert Murdoch’s British operations are close to bankruptcy and their future is dependent on the outcome of the current London trials. 

A former head of the British publishing arm, New Zealand-born Tom Mockridge, told the staff  late last year that the costs associated with the trials will be at least double the half-million pounds cost that the corporation told its shareholders at its recent general meeting in the United States.

The new figure would leave its British arm insolvent. Its British newspapers would have to be sold. In the past, they had been highly profitable,  most of all The News of the World, which had been the company’s richest asset until Murdoch closed it down. 

Mockridge had replaced Rebekah Brooks (now on trial) as chief executive of News UK. He bluntly told his London staff:

“If this company was not still a subsidiary of News Corporation, it would be bankrupt right now.”

Mockridge had called the staff of News UK to a one-hour meeting in the boardroom on the 13th floor of its London headquarters, where he laid the company’s cards on the table, admitting that the company had co-operated too closely with the police investigation.

“It wasn’t my decision,” he said. “If I had hindsight I would have told the police to bring a search warrant, but I was too bloody late.”

He blamed the company’s army of lawyers: “There were too many and they were all bastards.”  

After the meeting, Mockridge tendered his resignation.

 

What he said throws a new light on the desperation with which Murdoch brutally assaulted the Australian Labor Party in the lead-up to this year’s September 7 election. Murdoch is clearly using his power in Australia to resurrect the prestige he has lost in England.

The astounding headlines that marked the whole election campaign – 'KICK THIS MOB OUT', 'KEVIN’S DEADLY SINS', 'SEND IN THE CLOWNS', ;DOES THIS GUY EVER SHUT UP' –  inevitably handed a shallow victory to Tony Abbott and his motley team of money and power grabbers.

Australians are already regretting the result of the election that put Abbott and Co. into Murdoch’s pocket. The U.S. based Fox News-Tea Party  magnate will call the shots as long as the Abbott era is allowed to last.

With his newspapers covering every Australian state and prepared to lie on every current issue,  Murdoch is in a position to demonise any opposition and any individual. He has even been able to influence the ABC national TV and radio services as well as the shock jock commercial broadcasters. 

The November issue of the national The Monthly magazine is one of the few outlets that describes Murdoch’s blitzkrieg in an article headlined 'Why Rupert Murdoch cannot be stopped'

The power that one man can exercise over the country of his birth, while facing criminal charges in England and serious investigations into his corporate activities in America, leaves Australians under a virtual dictatorship.

But Murdoch is small fry in America compared to his iron control of what Australians are allowed to read and hear today.

Earlier this year, Murdoch, under pressure from his New York based senior executives, his legal advisers and his shareholders, broke his company into separate divisions — one for newspapers and the other for entertainment and TV.

read more: http://independentaustralia.net/business/business-display/news-corp-teeters-on-the-edge,5850

 

Read also: http://www.yourdemocracy.net.au/drupal/node/24007

 

 

Note: the toon at top is supposed to show Senator Cruz "walking on water"... I forgot to tell you this...

 

meanwhile, cruzing along in a white car...

In a sense, it’s just another example of the hard right tendency to assume that you’re not a real American if you don’t belong to the 30-ish percent that holds,as Rick Perlstein puts it, the belief that liberalism is “the ideology that steals from hard-working, taxpaying whites and gives the spoils to indolent, grasping blacks” and that they’re here to save America from the supposed dangers of, to be blunt, democracy. But with Ted Cruz, I think he’s reaching a new stage in his exponential ego growth. This is the part where he starts to see himself as a god of sorts, a prophet put on earth to bethe body of “America”. It’s really no surprise. Cruz’s father has been running around hinting that he believes his son is some kind of emissary of God’s, here to end the supposed “great transfer of wealth”. See above from Rick Perlstein about what that means.

Not that you need to bother, since Rafael Cruz is pretty blunt about his racism:

Evangelical pastor Rafael Cruz, father of tea party star Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), called black and Hispanic voters “uninformed” and “deceived” during a speech to conservative activists in February.

After attending a panel on minority outreach at the FreedomWorks grassroots summit, Cruz, a Cuban-American, born-again Christian, spoke at the conference. He noted that a previous speaker “mentioned something about Hispanics being uninformed or deceived.”

“Well, the same thing is true of the black population,” Cruz said.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/11/14/ted-cruz-crowns-himself-the-stand-in-for-the-american-people/

conservatives spreading FAKE news....

 

The Republican Party has finally admitted what has been fairly obvious for much of the past six years: It produces fake news.

This is not an earth-shattering revelation to anybody who has been paying attention, but, still, it’s an important step for the party to embrace the phoniness.

NRCC Launches Fake News Sites to Attack Democratic Candidates” was a headline in the National Journal on Tuesday.

As Shane Goldmacher reported, “The National Republican Congressional Committee, which came under fire earlier this year for a deceptive series of fake Democratic candidate websites that it later changed after public outcry, has launched a new set of deceptive websites, this time designed to look like local news sources.

read more: http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/dana-milbank-republicans-embrace-their-phoniness/2014/08/13/f01ee0ca-2319-11e4-86ca-6f03cbd15c1a_story.html

I wonder if Uncle Rupe is involved in disseminating the fake news once they are concocted...

Once again I offer you Tony Abbott to lead you, dear CONservatives, into where you belong, the 1950s promised land... See story at top.