Tell you a story bout a girl named Shapele,
forced into a life of hell
surfing on beaches in Bali all day,
and shagging her boyfriend on Saturday.
Schapelle took a holiday
Packed her boogie-board away
and caught a plane to Dempasar
With 5 kilograms of marijuana
She thought that her sex appeal
would keep her booty out of jail
It wasn't a bad idea for a plan
but in practice it was an epic fail
Schapelle spent three years on parole
now she's back in Brisbane on the dole
From surfing in Bali, her lifestyle did sink
to surfing the internet at Centrelink
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