In this year of metoo hashtags, 
Harveys, Craigs and all
Times are hard to be a man
We haven't had a ball
A thousand years repression has
been rained on us at once
And a bloke not showing his feminine side
would have to be a dunce
Remember, gals, as you celebrate 
feminine empowerment
Like you, men didn't get to choose
their sexual endowment