Friday 29th of November 2024
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either his staff are trying to kill him or he is an idiot...

"weldering""weldering"

As a jack-of-all-trades and a master-of-many (retired) — and a cartoonist by accident since 1951 — Gus was surprise to see "Scotty of Weldering*" trying his luck at loosing his eyesight while yet wearing another hat... No Scotty, this isn't a hat, but a welding helmet that you place on your face BEFORE trying to make a spark.  

Actually I wasn't surprised. Our idiot Prime Minister, Scott Saucisson, is ready to do anything to show "the boys" that he is capable of doing anything wrongly while being a danger to himself — and probably a danger to anyone around him...

Morrison's politics is the art of bullshit compared to the precision of welding in a straight line... ScoMo performs both really badly. Crappily... Time to give up Scotty... Time...

 

But the next question remains: are his staff going to push him naked out of a plane at 5,000 feet, without a parachute, but with a crash helmet used on testing dummies — just to let us know ScoMo is Supergrub and can do anything? Landing on his paws like a cat with nine lives (with only half-a-one left)?... We don't want to see that...

 

Thanks to the Mad as Hell team for picking this newsy gem of welding stupidity by Scomo... If I had not seen it, I would not have believed it, though I would have believed it notheless. ScoMo is an idiot.

 

 

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*Yes I know, it's "welding"...

shit-pumping...

Now if you study the picture at top, you would know that the person filming the event, or directing the stint or stage managing the theatre, had asked Scotty of Complete Idiocy to get as close to the welding spot so the "shot is tight"... Scotty of Bullshitting — being blind as bat and trying to show he is a jack-of-all trades and sucking at all of them, including politics — has no idea that trying to weld from below is harder than welding from above... And he cannot see the end of his welding rod because the lighting has been set up to show him rather than show where the spark was going to be. 

 

I have two welding machines. One uses rods (about 53 years old and still working) and another one using continuous wire. From time to time, I fix a gate or some struts or whatever — or make some "avant-garde" sculptures. I am not an expert though, but I know to protect my eye-sight from the sun and from ultra-violet radiation, from a welding spark and from a ceramic-glue drying gun at the dentist. 

 

ScoMo is an idiot. You can see them on YouTube specials, creating havoc by being stupid...

 

Scotty of Brainfarting is no expert on anything. He should read experts replaced by thieves... but I know he won't. He will be briefed on matters of state by American thugs with self-inflated egos...

 

May be his next gig at showing he "can do it" should be shit-pumper first class on Scotland Island, Sydney, without falling in the poo once more...

 

 

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walking on sewage...

 

 

 

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