Wednesday 18th of February 2026
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The Facebook Cat Song

There's a computer in my pocket
called a mobile phone
I can ask it questions on
everything that's known
One thing most important
knocks the others flat
any time I want to I can
see a Facebook Cat
 
Facebook Cats rule the world
around our lives their tails are curled
Love to watch them all day long
Sing the Facebook Cat Song
 
I fixed the Planet the other day
Global Peace and stuff
told my friends on Facebook
but the Likes were not enough
Change the Climate, find more fuel
I'd be certain that
You'll get more approval for
a picture of a Facebook Cat
 
Facebook Cats rule the world
around our lives their tails are curled
Love to watch them all day long
Sing the Facebook Cat Song
 
Let meowed of here
Let meowed of here
Cats roll past my eyes
Let meowed of here
 
Now I have a ginger tom
with teeth and claws and such
Like old mates we get along
I like him very much
Sometimes I take pictures
Lots of love we get
He doesn't know he's a Facebook Cat
cos cats can't use the Net
 
Facebook Cats rule the world
around our lives their tails are curled
Love to watch them all day long
Sing the Facebook Cat Song
 
Let meowed of here
Let meowed of here
Cats roll past my eyes
Let meowed of here