Tuesday 16th of July 2024

a lovely conspiracy theory....

WHEN JOINING THE DOTS, ONE CAN SEE ARSESIGHT TILL SUNSET... I MEAN HINDSIGHT.

SEE, JOE BIDEN THE-OLD-DECEITFUL-BUM IS TRAILING BEHIND TRUMP-THE-CLOWN. IT'S APPROACHING ELECTION DAY 2020... THE MURDOCH PAPER, THE TOILET SHEET CALLED THE NEW YORK POST, GETS AN EXCLUSIVE ABOUT A CERTAIN LAPTOP BELONGING TO HUNTER BIDEN, THE SON OF JOE-THE-DECREPIT... LOOKING BACK, IT SMELLS LIKE A ROTTEN PLANT. THE "LEAK" WHEREVER IT COMES FROM, IS BLESSED BY THE FBI. WHY? BY NOW WE KNOW THAT THE FBI HAD HELD THIS LAPTOP SINCE 2019 AND DID BUGGER ALL ABOUT IT. THE LAPTOP CONTAINS EXPLOSIVE UNDENIABLE EVIDENCE THAT BIDEN-THE-FORGETABLE WAS, IS AND WILL BE CORRUPT (THOUGH THESE DAYS HE HAS NO IDEA ABOUT ANYTHING).

THE LAPTOP INSTANTLY BECOMES A RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION STORY. WHO ELSE BUT RUSSIANS COULD WANT TO HARM OUR LOVELY BIDEN-THE-BIDET? NO LESS THAN 50 FORMER AGENTS AND DIRECTORS OF THE CIA SAY SO: THE LAPTOP IS A RUSSIAN PLANT...!

YOU WOULD BE NUTS NOT TO BELIEVE THE MOST TRUSTED "INTELLIGENCE" AGENCY IN THE WORLD, WOULDN'T YOU BE? THE TRICK WORKS, JOE-THE-CRUMB'S RATINGS GO UP BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT "TRUMP IS A PUTIN AGENT"... DON'T YOU KNOW THIS? SO MANY CARTOONS SHOWED THIS IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS... 

SO BEGINS THE FORENSICS: THE NEW YORK POST WAS GIVEN THE EXCLUSIVE DELIBERATELY BY THE FBI... THIS EXCLUSIVE COULD NOT GO TO THE OTHER MEDIA ORGANISATIONS BECAUSE THEY WOULD HAVE "HUMMED AND ARRED" ABOUT THE RELEASE. THEY ALREADY HAD BEEN BURNT BY THE DNC EXPOSE BY WIKILEAKS! THE MURDOCH EMPIRE, THINKING THE STORY WAS GOING TO SAVE TRUMP, WAS ALREADY BEHIND THE NEXT MOVE BY THE FBI/CIA/OBAMA ADMINISTRATION... THE GIFT WAS DESIGNED TO SINK TRUMP...

END OF LESSON 101, IN LOVELY CONSPIRACY (NOT A THEORY)....

 

 

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second tableau.....

SO, THE NEXT PART OF THE PLOT (CONSPIRACY) IS TO MAKE SURE DONALD TRUMP IS BEATEN AT THE POLLS — OR IS IN PRISON AS A LAST RESORT, BECAUSE THE PROBLEM IS THAT, SHOULD TRUMP BE BEHIND BARS, SOMEONE GOOD MIGHT COME ALONG AND STEAL THE BIDEN LAST HURRAH. HOW CAN THE ESTABLISHMENT — AN ESTABLISHMENT THAT HATES TRUMP LIKE A DONALD — DO THIS?

 

THE DONALD HAS SURVIVED 2 IMPEACHMENTS, HE HAS SURVIVED THE MUELLER INQUIRY, HE IS IN THE DOCKS FOR ALLEGEDLY PAYING MONEY YONKS AGO TO AN UNRELIABLE PROSTITUTE (DIDN’T HUNTER BIDEN DO IT ON RECORD? AH SURE HE’S NOT A PRESIDENT), AND NOW TRUMP IS INDICTED FOR A RAPE THAT ALLEGEDLY HAPPENED 40 YEARS AGO… A RAPE FOR WHICH THERE ARE 103,857 WITNESSES, INCLUDING TWO STORE DUMMIES.

 

WHO KNOWS. I AM NOT TRYING TO BELITTLE VICTIMS OF RAPE, BUT THE SMELL OF POLITICAL ROTTEN EGGS HERE HAS THE ELEGANCE OF A JAMES THURBER (1894-1961) VAUDEVILLE JOKE:

 

A: WHAT’S YOUR HEAD ALL BANDAGED UP FOR?

B: I GOT HIT WITH SOME TOMATOES.

A: HOW COULD THAT BRUISE YOU UP SO BAD?

B: THESE TOMATOES WERE IN A CAN.

 

WE SHALL SEE THE NEXT INSTALMENT OF "GET TRUMP" CONSPIRACIES, AS THE ELECTIONS GET CLOSER AND CLOSER… 

 

 

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scooping WP and NYT turds....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGRDwbrjR28

During 50+ years as an investigative journalist and frequently award winning reporter Seymour Hersh says he has personally witnessed the steady decline of the American press. Now the collapse is nearly complete, he says, and papers like the New York Times and Washington Post are shells of their former selves that he wouldn’t even approach with a major scoop. Guest host Aaron Maté and Americans’ Comedian Kurt Metzger talk to Hersh about how reporters now often prioritize being on TV and podcasts than doing actual reporting.

 

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