On Living Forever

Gather round the telly

Charlie will be King

His Majesty commands you

to do one extra thing

At the chosen time

you're supposed to stand

and loudly toast your loyalty

to the Monarch of our Land

"God save the King

May the King live forever"

Charlie might regret the day

he thought himself so clever

He might become our Ruler

He won't be a star

when all that's left are entrails

in a peanut butter jar

Maybe I'll not watch the show

and not be disappointed

I'll find a local boozer,

get thoroughly anointed

Here's the toast I'll loudly make

(On this I wouldn't kid)

I'll proudly sing "God Save The King

and tightly screw the lid!"

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