I went down an alley, and I found a curry shop
I went down an alley, and I found a curry shop
And I heard somebody singing
and the song just wouldn't stop

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Seeya later alley raita, after a wild crock of dahl
Seeya later alley raita, after a wild crock of dahl
Can't you see I'm constipated?
Don't you know you cramp my bowel?

Got myself a vindaloo, cos I enjoy the heat
Got myself a vindaloo, cos I enjoy the heat
Then I tried the dahl
My intestine found the beat

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The moral of the story, we shouldn't eat the things that pain us
The moral of the story, we shouldn't eat the things that pain us
Every thing must come to pass
and we're the ones who'll be complainers

Seeya later alley raita, after a wild crock of dahl
Seeya later alley raita, after a wild crock of dahl
Can't you see I'm constipated?
Don't you know you cramp my bowel?