I'm ScoMo PM of the Future, 
telling tomorrow today.
My faith is like a suture, 
I Pray II'll never fray.

I've put the budget back in black- at least I will next year
Abracadabra, vote for me now
What could there be to fear?

Global debt's doubled last decade
20 trillion dollars or so
How are we to pay the price
with interest rates so low?

I've put the budget back in black- at least I will next year
Abracadabra, vote for me now
What could there be to fear?

Global Warming doesn't exist
won't cost us a thing
Don't look outside at the drought
and see our country dying

I've put the budget back in black- at least I will next year
Abracadabra, vote for me now
What could there be to fear?

I'm Sco Mo, PM of the Future
Telling tomorrow today
And if you believe what I tell you
You are the one who should pray

Telling the truth I'm totally clueless 
what's going to happen next year
If you want value from your vote
elect who gives out the most beer!